Simpsons Sound Files

anbadenglish.wav 76KB 0:06	Appu: Yes I'm sorry, I do not speak english. Ok. Customer: But you were just talking in- Appu: Yes, yes, hotdog, hotdog. Yes sir, no sir, maybe, ok.
bsbrain.wav 19KB 0:01	Bart: Cool, I broke his brain.
cheese.wav 50KB 0:04	Homer: Mmm... 64 slices of American Cheese.
english.wav 75KB 0:03	Homer: English, who needs that? I'm never going to England.
homer20.wav 71KB 0:09	Homer: Aw, $20. I wanted a peanut. Homer's brain: $20 can buy many peanuts. Homer: Explain how. Homer's brain: Money can be excanged for goods and services. Homer: Woohoo!
hs32dohs.wav 174KB 0:14	Homer: Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!
hsbrain2.wav 16KB 0:01	Homer: I hope I didn't brain my damage.
hscomputerstarting.wav 19KB 0:01	Homer: The computerss starting.
hsdogwater.wav 114KB 0:10	Krusty doll: Guess who, fat boy! Homer: Marge! Marge! Look! Marge: Oh my god! Homer: The doll's trying to kill me and the toasters been laughing at me! Eew, dog water.
hsevil.wav 66KB 0:08	Homer: I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer. I am evil Homer.
hsfloorpie.wav 79KB 0:03	Homer: Ooo! Floor pie.
hsgeometry.wav 80KB 0:07	Homer: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Man: That's a right triangle, you idiot! Homer: Doh!
hsmail.wav 61KB 0:02	Homer: The mail! The mail is here! Ooo!
hsmeat.wav 130KB 0:16	Homer: Homer: Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No! Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal! Homer: Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
letter.wav 132KB 0:12	Homer: Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me. Post Office: Ok Mr. Burns. Uh, what's your first name. Homer: I don't know.
rwrestaurant.wav 46KB 0:05	Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and eat everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
womenlikebeer.wav 171KB 0:15	Homer: Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good. You'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop with one. You wanna drink another woman!