Misc. Sound Files

grave-yards.mp2 25KB 0:06	Melvin: Graveyards give me the heeby geebies. All that silence. No computers.
3rdseuss.wav 171KB 0:15	Dick: When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle. This man is a genious.
dance.wav 34KB 0:03	Dieter: Now's the time on Sprockets when we dance!
holygr1k.wav 113KB 0:05	?: You're mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberry!
holygr1m.wav 51KB 0:02	?: Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
madcow.wav 123KB 0:15	Mad Cow: Moooooooooooyeeeeee he he he he he he he! Hehehehe! Hoohoohoo! Hoohoo! Hahaha ha ha! Hahaha! Moo! Moo! Hahahaha! Mooooo hahahaha! Moooo! Hahahaha!
moo.wav 364KB 0:33	Cow 1: Mooooo! Mooo! Mooo. MOOOO!!!! Cow 2: Moo. Moo. Moo moo mooooo. Cow 1: eh? Cow 1: Moo moo moo. Moo moo moo. Mooooo. Cow 3: Moo. Cow 4: Moo. Cow 2: Moo moo moo. Mooooo. Cow 3: Moo. Moo. Moo moo. Cow 4: Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Cow 2: uhu. Cow 4: Moo. Moo.
nedry.wav 32KB 0:02	?: Ah ah ah. You didn't say the magic word.
notsowee.wav 51KB 0:04	Dieter: We have three sizes. Wee, not so wee, and freak'n huge!
scottish.wav 54KB 0:04	Dieter: Welcome to All Things Scottish. Our slogan is, if it's not Scottish, it's crap!
sg-bk-love.wav 384KB 0:49	Brak: You know, love is a happy time all through out the universe. It's when a male part of the species goes to the female part of the species and says, "Hey, you wanna go on a date?" And then she would say, "Well, yes I'd like to go on a date," if you're lucky! And then you'd go to a restaurant and she gets something called a 'salad', and then he gets a big piece of beef that he eats. And that to me, ladies and gentlemen, is love. Kinda makes you cry, doesn't it?
sprocket.wav 25KB 0:02	Dieter: Welcome to Sprockets. I am your host Dieter.
stewieq.wav 311KB 0:07	Stewie: No, damn you! You're one of them, aren't you? What are they paying you? I'll double it! I'll give you what ever you want! Money! Women! ...Men?
stewiev.wav 293KB 0:03	Stewie: Oh, you're so observent, aren't you? Are you a detective?
stewiew.wav 118KB 0:02	Stewie: High five! Anyone? Anyone?
stewiex.wav 263KB 0:06	Stewie: The only way you'll get me to talk is through slow, painful torture and I don't think you've got the grapes.
stewiez.wav 112KB 0:02	Stewie: Oh, Hosanah! It's the lesser of two evils!
whohash.wav 170KB 0:15	Narrator: Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the Who's feast! He took the Who-pudding! He took the roast beast! He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash. Why, that Grinch even took their last can of Who-hash!
yellowbm.wav 60KB 0:02	?: You'll have to kill me before I die.